Wednesday, May 19, 2010

half foot will travel....


this little guy was hopping around the Atlanta airport 
in the no parking zone

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now....for those of us who love a good play on words....
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a hangover is the wrath of grapes
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a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
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Dijon Vu...the same mustard as before
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a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
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does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
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reading while sunbathing makes you well red
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when two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
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a bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
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what's the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway)
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time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana
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she was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
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the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
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you feel stuck with your debt when you can't budge it
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a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
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he had a photographic memory that was never developed
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once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
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bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
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santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
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acupuncture is a jab well done
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those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine